Sitater

Sitater fra kjente og ukjente kilder, alle med den egenskap at jeg kjenner meg igjen i, eller rett og slett liker dem. Oppdateres på sporadisk basis, så rekkefølgen er ganske random.

Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequilla.

If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they [pennants] signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than anyone else.

Mediocre minds usually dismiss anything which reaches beyond their own understanding.

Two things are infinite – the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not so sure about the former.

Jeg lot være å bemerke at jeg overhodet ikke hadde sans for å knulle med kjøleskap. Jeg bare nikka og var vennlig, oppførte meg i det hele tatt sånn som jeg antok manne-idealet på den tida var. Dette irriterte henne naturligvis noe helt forjævelig.

Humanity was losing all senses in life when religion came in

A society without religion is like a crazed psychopath without a loaded .45

3D is for demos. 2D is for work.

Flertallsformen av “anekdote” er ikke “data”.

..den som prøver å gi en klar og redelig fremstilling av den kristne tro, han vil uundgåelig gjøre sig skyldig i blasfemi.

Forskere har de seneste år anerkjent Pythagoras teori vedr. hvordan universet fungerer.

At the last count the world was secretly being run by the Illuminati, Knights Templar, Freemasons, Trilateral commission, New World Order, Skull & Bones society, Bilderberg group, Nine Unknown Men and the ever-popular Jews. It’s unknown whether they all vote on various issues or just ask Dan Brown whose turn it is each week.

Is god willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god.